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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6332 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
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