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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8266 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
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