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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9905 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9321 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
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