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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5162 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 165 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
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