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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8474 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
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