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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1218 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
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