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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6889 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 92 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!