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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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