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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5248 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 849087 |
Star Shards Collected: | 93 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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