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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6715 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
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