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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6804 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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