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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2708 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 9710 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 289921 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 96 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
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