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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4762 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
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