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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3959 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4219 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
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