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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8613 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
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