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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2231 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
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