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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1530 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
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