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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3768 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
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