MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3828

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	113
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	4804	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dragon Eggs Found:	1751	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.