🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 1386
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Emeralds Found: 2947
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 190 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 998747 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Items Found: 7070
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Potions Brewed: 198

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3567
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6621 Magic Items Found: 2036
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1301 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5369 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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