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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6118 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!
