MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ores Mined:	9644
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3602
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	932831
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	2039	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1