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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3823 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1526 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.