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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4539 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 5021 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.