Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Magic Items Found: 1481 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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