Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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