Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Enchantments Applied: 224 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers