Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 195
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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