Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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