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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?