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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8084 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3692 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?