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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8783 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?