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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4472 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 4771 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 191 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?