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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9050 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?