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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 613 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?