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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8671 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Ores Mined: | 8413 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7232 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?
But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Ores Mined: | 6475 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 9092 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!
But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1873 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
