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| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8309 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5401 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 570168 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.
So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?
With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 37026 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.
So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.
Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 854860 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
