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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5894 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?
We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.
Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!
Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3693 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 252 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.
So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
