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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.
Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 155 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 357 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!
But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!
Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 440 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3872 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.
So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
