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| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and experience a world where everything is scaled down to dwarf size! Build tiny houses, mine for microscopic diamonds, and battle it out in epic pygmy-sized PvP battles! Who needs to be a giant when you can be a mighty pygmy warrior instead?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner dwarf or pygmy. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as obsessed with tiny things as you are? Join us now and let the tiny adventures begin!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3162 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine a world where accidentally insulting someone’s appearance leads to a full-blown war of words and actions. On our server, a simple comment about someone’s build could result in them unleashing a horde of angry mobs on your base. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and destruction. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our custom-made mini-games include “TNT Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding blocks while trying to score points. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead dance the night away to dubstep music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading market. Want to buy a diamond sword? Better have some llama bucks handy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get on the bad side of the llama mafia.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7290 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Current Event: Poppin’western journey! Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride into the sunset with your band of cowgirl musicians. Don’t forget to bring your lasso for some epic showdowns with the Ender Dragon.
Current Gacha: To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha. Rock out with your block out as you collect the coolest rock star skins for your characters. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got leather jackets and electric guitars?
Next Event: Auftakt of the Flickering Flames. Get ready to battle fiery mobs and rescue the villagers from burning buildings. Only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious in this epic quest.
Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha. Flutter into the enchanted forest and collect the most beautiful butterfly wings for your characters. Who needs elytra when you’ve got magical wings that sparkle in the moonlight?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. And remember, in this world, anything is possible… even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!
Join us now for a wild ride of sharing, banking, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs personal belongings anyway? Come see for yourself on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.
4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of dogs who decided to build their own Minecraft server. And thus, Dogtown was born! But these weren’t just any ordinary dogs – oh no, these dogs had magical powers that allowed them to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
Imagine a castle made entirely out of bones, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a forest filled with squirrels, or a giant fire hydrant that shoots out diamonds instead of water. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on Dogtown!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Bark at the Moon” where all the dogs howl at the sky and summon a pack of werewolves to roam the server. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive pet shop where you can buy a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps you mine for diamonds.
So come join us at Dogtown, where every day is a doggone good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!
So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 133 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9695 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).
So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
