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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 576 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
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