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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5507 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
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