Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimension Hops: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Crops Grown: 1157 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Dimension Hops: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6510
    Runes Activated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Crops Grown: 8804 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 7672 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Ores Mined: 5089 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1588 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 123 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Animals Bred: 54
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mines Excavated: 1455
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magic Items Found: 8452
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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