Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vita Craft

    Vita Craft

    !!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TOMB

    TOMB

    Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Simplemon

    Simplemon

    1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hardvival

    Hardvival

    Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crops Grown: 9661

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CalamityMC

    CalamityMC

    CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SleepyCraft

    SleepyCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FunBlocks

    FunBlocks

    FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands  – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OasisCraftBr

    OasisCraftBr

    IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9199 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafted SMP

    Crafted SMP

    Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MythicSMP

    MythicSMP

    MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Animals Bred: 43
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • United SMP

    United SMP

    We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • mlum Prison Escape

    mlum Prison Escape

    Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Astral

    Astral

    Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Potions Brewed: 46
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Beanz Craft

    Beanz Craft

    Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Farms Harvested: 851
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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