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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8185 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!