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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3284 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!