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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3662 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6594 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!