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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9767 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!