We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;
– New crafts and enchantments;
– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;
– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;
– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
