MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	4454
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3613	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	9651

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Star Shards Collected:	162
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8630	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4059	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9325	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

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Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10